I did not get enough sleep, that I went to work in this form, but I noticed it only when my feet began to freeze.
I did not get enough sleep, that I went to work in this form, but I noticed it only when my feet began to freeze.
It’s terrible even to think what happened to the perfectionist when he opened these pencils.
My brother played on my best friend’s phone, and that’s what happened.
In order to create perfect photos, this wedding even fenced the shooting area, but nevertheless the woman in the blue swimsuit still got in the frame.
t’s hard to imagine how to take it all back on the shelves.
The girl came to the party, but everyone was in pairs there…
I checked the email…
In a cafe I asked to cut my sandwich into 2 equal parts.
I was looking for a roll for cleaning clothes for 2 hours and found it. It turned out that my husband decided to joke at me.
I went to the cafe and asked for 3 donuts and a glass of water. It is not clear why all the staff decided that I want everything in one glass.
I thought of preparing fried eggs, opened the tray, and there was a bunch of empty eggshells. It seems to me that I married a barbarian.
Well, I came to the concert of my favorite band. Everything was perfectly visible through someone’s phone.
I accidentally forgot to lock the phone and went to the shower. That’s what my beloved did with my poor phone.
Asked to divide a piece of pizza into 2 parts, to share it with my husband. Now I’m wondering who will eat the crust?
A glass ball burned my homework.
These guys are not very lucky with sponsors…
I’ve been waiting for this package for over a week, finally it’s arrived.
My ex-girlfriend, for some reason, stole all the buttons from my keyboard.
I had a very beautiful pencil, until today.
My little daughter, accidentally ordered pizza through my phone, for $ 94!
I did not get enough sleep that in the morning I mixed up cologne with shaving foam.
